A real ladies man, Derek,
He's often seen driving the
streets at night in a small, gray,
foreign sports car.  A knight-in-
shining-armor to many 
of his female companions.
He says the right things--they
do the right things for him
					   (sex)
		  next.

Show me your hallpass, mister.

It's so hot here.  Could you please
start the air conditioner?
It's so uncomfortable.
Start the air conditioner.
And if you would be so kind:
Some aspirin for this headache.

		What?
	  What now?
What's that you're trying to say?
Oh, you're uncomfortable?
	  AH, HA!
		 HA!

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